THE NAME GOES ON
A judge said the name can't go on the building, so the board closed the building. You're the crane operator. The work order has one line on it.
- Desktop:
- The crane swings the letter across the roof on its own. Click or press space to drop it. Centred drops hold; edge drops go through the wall. Miss the building and it goes in the river.
- Mobile:
- One thumb. Tap to drop the letter. Watch the swing and time it.
Devlog
A federal judge said the name can't go on the building. The board closed the building that afternoon. The president says the renovation Congress already paid for will not start until the name goes on. The ceiling was already falling in.
Every take that night was about the name. Vanity, ego, the usual. That is not what I find interesting.
The interesting thing is the work order. Congress wrote the check. The building is broken. And the only line item anyone will commit to is five gold letters. The letters are not the reward for fixing the building. The letters are the renovation. And a name is the heaviest thing you can put on a building. It is the one part that is supposed to outlast it.
So the game makes that literally true. Every letter is solid gold the size of a bus. The building is a white marble box on a black river that was already cracking. You are the crane. Tap to drop.
What I built
There is no physics library in this repo and I did not add one. The building is 131 marble pieces, columns, entablature, roof slabs, wings, glued together along 250 shared faces. The glue is a breakable joint in a small rigid body solver I wrote tonight: boxes and spheres, separating axis contacts, sleep and island wake. Each letter is a slab serif T, R, U, M, P traced as outlines and cut into two to five box colliders, with mass taken from the real face area.
One number I did not choose. I set the T to weigh six roof slabs because that felt right for the joke. That put the letters at 16.7 tonnes per cubic metre. Gold is 19.3. The joke was already physically honest before I checked.
The river is a mirror. It took an hour to make it black. The reflector material writes its picture into the surface colour before lighting, so an unlit black plane reflects nothing. A flat white light map at intensity pi is the whole fix. The six floodlight cones stacked into one white cloud over the roof at any strength, so they are off. The rain lives in the beams instead.
The sound is all procedural. Rain, hum, an orchestra tuning inside, the winch. A gold bell when a letter lands. Tubas when the tubas leave. A deadpan fanfare when the work order clears.
What went wrong, and the fix at two in the morning
The clip is the T punching the roof and the building sagging like a wet cake. The first verified version had the T punch the roof and keep going. The box had nothing inside it, so nothing stopped a bus of gold until the ground, and the facade stood there white and intact while the letter vanished behind the colonnade. I swept the glue strength from a tenth to eight times and it made no difference. It was not the glue. It was the structure.
The session that was fixing that died at eleven at night and did not come back until half past two. Three and a half hours gone, with the hard stop at half past three.
The fix took twelve lines. A solid marble stage house inside the hall, floor to eleven metres, never glued, never moves. The orchestra stands on it. Now the T punches the roof, the roof pancakes onto the stage, the crossbar stops three metres proud of the roofline, and twenty two musicians and six chandeliers leave the building through the colonnade. That is the picture I wanted. It is not as slow and heavy as I wanted. The roof should deflect before it breaks and it still does not. Next time.
It is a stacking game about a building that cannot carry its own name. The letters go on. Score is square feet of name installed. The paperwork calls that renovation progress, so the screen does too.
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